The other day I woke up and I felt an emptiness inside of me. I felt hollower than the bullet I used to take down the ultimate prey. Gold watch check, gold chain check, gold ice cream check, and then I saw this and I knew that happiness could once again re-enter my life. A gold calendar... it was as if someone had a window into my soul! Having a gold calendar that weighs in at 13.23 pounds of 24k gold and is worth $257,000 will pretty much guarantee that every moment is a golden one. Now - I only need someone to design a gold shredder so I can shred it before I throw it out. My only regret is that I missed last years calendar.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
The Golden Years
The other day I woke up and I felt an emptiness inside of me. I felt hollower than the bullet I used to take down the ultimate prey. Gold watch check, gold chain check, gold ice cream check, and then I saw this and I knew that happiness could once again re-enter my life. A gold calendar... it was as if someone had a window into my soul! Having a gold calendar that weighs in at 13.23 pounds of 24k gold and is worth $257,000 will pretty much guarantee that every moment is a golden one. Now - I only need someone to design a gold shredder so I can shred it before I throw it out. My only regret is that I missed last years calendar.
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