When the troglodytes decide to spiff-up their faces so as to not offend us with their unruly furriness, they drive their Kias to Wal-Mart, buy a razor and use it right out of the box. Those of us who are a bit more well-mannered know that something isn't worth owning if it can't be gratuitously accessorized. To wit: a new $150 handle for your razor. Now you don't have to suffer the humiliation of allowing your fingers to directly touch an object that costs a mere $12. As an added bonus, this handle supports a built-in headlight. Finally, an answer to the age-old dilemma: how to allow your servant to shave you in the dark so as to avoid having to look it in the face.
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